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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Don't ruin your graphics, ESPN!

I didn't like ESPN's new strip for college football last year, thinking the little timeout indicators were too jarring and thrown on at the last minute. They grew on me as the season went on, but I doubt THIS will grow on me quite so much.
(Image taken from ESPN Video.) There's now a thick red line at the top of the strip, and the space above it is shaded. Statistics that last year were shown on a small translucent trapezoid on top of the strip, in fairly light type, are now shown in this area. I saw this sort of thing, sans thick red line, on lesser NCAA championships last school year, such as in lacrosse, but I can't help but think it's distracting, unnecessary, and could obscure the action. It almost makes ESPN look bush league.

Do any of you have any suggestions for improving ESPN's score strip? I don't really have much of a problem with their overall graphics package.

Friday, August 29, 2008

This is going to become very meta very fast.

I didn't intend for this to be YWIB week here on Da Blog. My YWIB post was originally going to be one part to be released last week, with a followup on Powerup Comics this week, but the post on YWIB itself got split into two parts and delayed to this week. Nonetheless, I really thought I was done when I finished my post on Powerup Comics, but - probably unaware of what I was doing - Eric Burns(-White) has a rather interesting and relevant post on Websnark that aims to answer the question: Is it possible to criticize the critic? Hey, that's exactly what I did on Monday and Tuesday!

Burns(-White) also believes it's obvious the answer is yes, and starts by identifying three definitions of criticism that, to varying extents, we're probably all familiar with. The first is your English teacher's definition, what Burns(-White) calls the "analyst" or "scholarly" definition, deconstructing a work to figure out what it's saying and how it's saying it. The second is the "reviewer", which basically says whether a work is good or bad. The third is "critic" as in being "critical", essentially bashing whatever you're, well, criticizing. To broadly oversimplify, Websnark generally tries to be definition 1, while Tangents tends to fall more under definition 2, especially as it's tried to drift away from definition 1. (We all know what definition YWIB falls under.)

We've probably all seen all three of these definitions, and seen them get conflated and confused (especially if we're aware of and looking for them), but what this post, pretty much unintentionally, put into focus for me was how interrelated these three definitions are, and how these interrelations contribute to the conflation (hey, I lost this post earlier today to a Blogger/IE7 bug and I'm retyping this post from memory while something else is on trying to at least continue to claim I posted it on Friday, and failing, so give me a break - I watch TV pretty much nonstop on Fridays from 2 PM to midnight). It can be hard to review something without giving reasons why you think it's good or bad, which often means dipping into definition 1, and similarly, it can be hard to focus on what a work does, and certainly how it does it, without slipping into value judgments on whether or not it does it right. As for definition 3, that's basically a modification of definition 2, and it can be hard to determine whether a disapproving review is definition 3, or a negative version of definition 2. If, as Burns(-White) does, you include "constructive criticism" under definition 3, it essentially becomes a conflation of definitions 1 and 2. YWIB has a lot more to do with definition 1 than definition 2.

Burns(-White) then demonstrates how all three definitions are themselves subject to all three forms of criticism, which I won't get into except to say that Part I of my YWIB review was more definition 2, and Part II was more definition 1. He then finishes by stating that, to some extent or another, he's written all three forms of criticism on Websnark, prompting the first commenter to respond:
And, if you'll forgive me a moment of critique, you fall squarely in the first definition of critic. You're too polite to go far in the third definition, the snark. And you focus too much on things you personally enjoy (or which are created by your personal friends) to be an effective reviewer for new or unheard of comics. And that's fine -- this is your blog, first and foremost, and people should be aware that they're getting only what you want to write.
The webcomic world really could *use* a popular, unbiased, and wide-focus reviewer. But you ain't it, and you should push back against people who want you to be.
This prompted a later commenter to respond: "When there are so many "reviewers/bloggers/news site owners" looking to do little more than get in the good graces of their favorite creators so they can hang out at cons together? Might as well ask for all of Bill Gates' money while you're at it."

First off, I'd have to disagree with both Burns(-White) and that first commenter; if anything, Websnark fairly consistently falls under definition 2, even when it tries not to. It makes a point in the FAQ that the name is somewhat misleading, as it doesn't really snark so much (other than "You Had Me And You Lost Me" I'd be hard pressed to find a single example of definition 3), and even when attempting to simply do analysis and deconstruction can often incorporate how whatever he's examining made him laugh or how much he's enjoying what the strip is doing. On occasion, Burns(-White) has even mentioned times when a strip just isn't doing it for him, so he doesn't praise every strip.

The major issue with being a "popular, unbiased, wide-focus reviewer" mostly has to do with the wide-focus part. There are a lot of strips that aim for specific niches. It's hard to truly appreciate a strip like Penny Arcade or Ctrl+Alt+Del or even User Friendly if you're not a part of the gaming subculture. On those occasions when xkcd refers to some obscure bit of math, if you're not a math major you may find it hard to assess properly.

I'm not a definition 1 critic; I'm just too detached from all the esoterica of scholarly analysis to examine comics as closely as Burns(-White) is known to do sometimes. I'm just not that much of an English major. Yet much of what I've done so far has been, in fact, best categorized under definition 1, in part because of the areas where definitions 1 and 2 overlap and in part because I've seen myself as something of a successor to the once-dormant Websnark. Now that Websnark has started to come back to life again, and with the start of school coming up in less than a month now, I've been starting to think about possibly dropping my webcomic reviews.

I think, especially if Part I of my YWIB review is any indication, I've started to see myself as a definition 2 critic and even potentially the answer to the commenter's call. But it's very hard to be wide-focus enough to properly assess all the webcomics out there, and it's always very tempting to slip into definition 1. Those are the main reasons there isn't a truly unbiased popular webcomics reviewer out there, why "the Roger Ebert of Webcomics Criticism" (definition 2) is someone who fancies himself a definition 1.

(And now one of the commenters says another reason is that you'd need to either pay someone or have enough money not to need a job, rendering any other considerations irrelevant. Them's fighting words.)

Sports Watcher Labor Day 3-day Weekend Special for the Weekend of 8/30-9/1

All times PDT.

8-11 AM: College Football, Appalachian State @ defending 2008 BCS title holder LSU (ESPN Classic). Yes, it's college football season again! Can lightning strike twice for App State?

12:30-3:30 PM: College Football, defending 2007 Boise State title holder USC v. Virginia (ABC/ESPN2). The move of the App State/LSU game could have opened things up for baseball, but this isn't change, this is more of the same!

5:30-8:30 PM: College Football, Illinois v. defending Princeton-Yale title holder Missouri (ESPN). Once my C Ratings come out, everything is based on relative rating. Until then, you get this.

10-12:30 PM: WNBA Basketball, Seattle @ Connecticut (ABC). I'm embarrassed to admit I don't know whether this is a regular season game or an early-round postseason game.

12:30-3 PM: IndyCar Racing, IndyCar Grand Prix at Detroit (ABC). Normally road course races are a bit of a slog, but I was glued to my TV last weekend rooting for Helio Castroneves to break a lengthy winless streak at Infineon. Too bad it was relegated to ESPN2.

5-8 PM: MLB Baseball, LA Dodgers @ Arizona (ESPN2). Bumped to the Deuce by NASCAR.

11-3 PM: PGA Tour Golf, Deutsche Bank Championship (NBC). I didn't realize until this week that the PGA Tour "playoffs" no one cares about had started. I had been thinking this was an important weekend for Sports Watcher with no real big events...

4-6 PM (potentially 4-9 PM on the West Coast): US Open Tennis, octofinal-round action (USA). The Labor Day college football game is mediocre v. mediocre in Tennessee v. UCLA, only of interest to masturbating "my c0nf3rence is teh rulz" spewers, and otherwise I couldn't get tennis on here.

5-8 PM: College Football, Tennessee v. UCLA (ESPN). Mediocre v. mediocre. How exciting.

This always happens. I start writing a post for a position, and I start coming towards the other position as I write it.

I recently had a lively e-mail conversation with support at Project Wonderful regarding what I should do to advertise on the web site. Well, not in so many words; I spoke of a hypothetical web site with a number of different sub-sites that were all approved, but with a main page that wasn't. Their response was to simply take the ad box from one page and put that on the main page, and I wrote them back saying this didn't solve the problem of which page to take an ad box from. Their response to that was:

You can do the following in this case. You can put different ad boxes on each page if you wish. That way advertisers in different industries can bid on pages that apply to them.

However, I wouldn't advise doing this due to the following reasons

1) advertisers have to start selecting specific pages which may be a problem for them

2) By dividing your ad boxes into specific pages means that potential advertisers are
now dividing their possible exposure against all the other advertisers. Their piece of the pie will become dramatically smaller.

Theoretically, you want as many advertisers bidding for ad boxes across your whole site, not specific pages.

They make this point elsewhere, and I certainly see it. But they only pay lip service to the idea that "advertisers in different industries can bid on pages that apply to them".

I've been approved for ads on Sandsday, a video game webcomic. Yesterday I applied for ads here, a sports site with an emphasis on American football. Specificly, nerdy esoterica relating to American football. Those are two very different constituencies, and an ad that appeals to one may not appeal to the other. Check that: almost certainly will have little appeal to anyone reading the other except me.

(Okay, I know that doesn't sound like it's that incompatible, but I imagine a future where I also have a site pertaining to politics, and another pertaining to history. I already have the 100 Greatest Movies Project and the Street Sign Gallery, where the only reason I'm not applying for those sites is because they don't fit the design of the rest of the site.)

Isn't Project Wonderful supposed to contain tools to make it easy to bid across several ad boxes at once? Instead of appealing to a+b and only getting some of a and some of b (or alternately, all of a and none of b), shouldn't there be some people appealing to a and getting all of a, and appealing to b and getting all of b? So they can take advantage of the full value of a+b, and not just a some of the time and b the rest of the time? Doesn't this negate some of the advantage PW has over, say, Google Adsense, and even give it potentially a disadvantage, because Adsense's context-sensitive ads can present only the most relevant ads while PW's preferred model requires you to appeal to however broad an audience is served by the whole site, even if it's ridiculously broad?

Food for thought. Leave your responses in the comments.

I actually had to type this really short review three times for different reasons.

(From Ctrl+Alt+Del. Click for full-sized pizza guy!)

What... the... hell?

After Wednesday's suggestion that Kate may have found a new boyfriend, and now the tired old cliche of "selling the store", I think I really am pushing back the Penny Arcade review back another week.

And wait... is that Scott, or someone else? Or is it... Heaven forbid... Tim Buckley himself?!? The hair is similar to that of Buckley's avatar, the goatee doesn't really match Scott's...

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Random Internet Discovery of the Week (a day late but we don't care)

I had every intention of doing the Random Internet Discovery yesterday, honest, but my schedule has been monopolized this week by the Democratic National Convention, and it ended up slipping. I technically hit the StumbleUpon button last night, but my laptop somehow got unplugged overnight and I have to rewrite the RID.

The discovery itself (I have no use for a gas price list, as I take the bus everywhere - more on that later in the fall) isn't as important as the fact that before I happened upon it, StumbleUpon prompted me to add 17 more interests for my viewing pleasure, so expect at least a little more variety in the future. I think.

Still tweaking my ad model

I'm strongly considering changing the dimensions of the Premier ad box, increasing its size and thus its value. Even though some non-webcomic-related ads are starting to show up, Standard is now occasionally topping 20 cents while Premier remains mired at one or two. I've changed the description of Standard to let people know that Premier is better, and will reassess on Monday.

Ads should be coming to the Web site by Monday as well.

Is Blogger trying to turn into Myspace?

It sure looks like it with this new Follower feature.

College Football Schedule: Week 1

A new feature on Da Blog this year will be the weekly posting of the Division I-A college football schedule for the week, with information on how to catch games on TV from here. Starting Week 5, the list will be sorted by C Rating of the higher-rated team for all teams in positive B Points. Before then, of course, there will be no ratings to go off of, but I'll still spotlight the lineal title holders (Princeton-Yale always goes first) and any games available in HD. Starting next week, it should go up on Tuesdays, at least that's what I'm feeling right now. All times Eastern.
Lineal Titles (all games on Saturday)
Georgia Southern@*Georgia12:30ESPN360
Appalachian State@*LSU5 PMESPN
Thursday (today)
Northeastern@Ball State7 PMCSD.TV
Eastern Illinois@Central Michigan7 PMCSD.TV
Indiana State@Eastern Michigan7 PMCSD.TV
Vanderbilt@Miami (OH)7:30ESPNU
Troy@Middle Tenn. St.7:30ESPN+
Eastern Kentucky@Cincinnati7:30CBSCS XXL
Jacksonville State@Georgia Tech7:30ESPN360
Charleston Southern@Miami (FL)7:30ESPN360
NC State@South Carolina8 PMESPN
Wake Forest@Baylor8 PMFSN
South Dakota State@Iowa State8 PMFCS
Oregon State@Stanford9 PMESPN2
Temple@Army7 PMESPN Classic
Saturday's HD Games
Virginia Techv.East CarolinaNoonESPN
Bowling Green@PittsburghNoonESPNU
Youngstown State@Ohio StateNoonBTN
Coastal Carolina@Penn StateNoonBTN
Oklahoma Statev.Washington State3:30FSN
Towson@Navy3:30CBS CS
Mississippi State@Louisiana Tech6:45ESPN2
Northern Illinois@Minnesota7 PMBTN
Boston Collegev.Kent State7:30ESPNU
Alabamav.Clemson8 PMABC
Michigan State@California8 PMABC
Washington@Oregon7 PTFSN
Other Saturday Games
Western Kentucky@IndianaNoonBTN
Ohio@Wyoming2 PMmtn.
Southern Utah@Air Force2 PM
Villanova@West Virginia3:30ESPN+
Tulsa@UAB4 PM
Illinois State@Marshall4:30
TCU@New Mexico6 PMVS.
McNeese State@North Carolina6 PM
South Carolina State@Central Florida6 PM
Northern Iowa@BYU6 PMmtn.
Louisiana-Monroe@Auburn7 PMESPN360
Florida International@Kansas7 PM
Memphis@Mississippi7 PM
Western Michigan@Nebraska7 PMPPV
Louisiana-Lafayette@Southern Miss7 PMCBSCS XXL
Florida Atlantic@Texas7 PMPPV
Arkansas State@Texas A&M7 PM
James Madison@Duke7 PMACC Select
Western Illinois@Arkansas7 PM
Southern@Houston7 PM
Chattanooga@Oklahoma7 PMPPV
Eastern Washington@Texas Tech7 PM
North Texas@Kansas State7 PM
Tennessee-Martin@South Florida7:30ESPN+
Idaho State@Boise State8 PMESPN360
UC Davis@San Jose State8 PMCSD.TV
Grambling@Nevada9 PMCSD.TV
Cal Poly@San Diego State9:30
Idaho@Arizona7 PT
Utah State@UNLV7 PT
Northern Arizona@Arizona State7 PTFCS
Colorado Statev.Colorado7:30FSN
Labor Day
Fresno State@Rutgers4 PMESPN
Tennessee@UCLA8 PMESPN

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Speaking of gamer comics with a reputation for crappiness, after reading today's Ctrl+Alt+Del, I may have to push back the Penny Arcade review a week or two.

(From Powerup Comics. Click for full-sized blissful ignorance.)

As much as I've criticized YWIB over the past couple of days, I do sympathize with their frustration, and to tell you why I need to tell a little story.

Once upon a time, some people at the Truth and Beauty Bombs forums (the forums for Dinosaur Comics and some others, and the place that gave us the "Garfield without Garfield's lines" meme, which eventually became "Garfield without Garfield" himself) decided to take a bunch of cut-and-pasted elements, throw them in MS Paint, and create the crappiest gaming comic they could. The result was Powerup Comics, and once it started picking up steam among the members, they started a DrunkDuck account and started storing their comics there.

But here's the real punchline: Powerup Comics - intended to be a parody and the worst gaming comic ever - attracted people who treated it completely seriously. And liked it.

A comic intended to be the worst gaming comic ever, attracted actual fans.

When the people at YWIB reviewed Powerup Comics as an April Fool's joke (which actually attracted some defenses of the comic from people not in on the joke), and ended the review by claiming that there was no point in continuing and so they were ending YWIB, I would not have blamed them for quitting for real. Heck, it's enough to make me wonder if it's a lost cause.

It's hard to see what the strip's fans see in it, unless they're actually T&BB members furthering the parody. The art definitely falls on the "distraction" side of the line of badness, for lack of a better term; it's blatantly an MS Paint copy-paste job, more so than others of the type, but instead of looking computer generated like sprite comics and Dinosaur Comics, it just looks like a 12-year-old drew it (or younger). My artistic abilities must be the crappiest in the universe, yet I actually could ape the Powerup Comics style. There's the same propensity towards violence as Ctrl+Alt+Del, only so much more unnecessary as to seem completely random. Some strips have no punchline whatsoever (which is itself supposed to be the punchline), some have been done a gazillion times before.

I could go on, but I've made my point already. I'll just point out that the YWIB folks may have inadvertantly hit on something without realizing it, and that's the real reason for CAD's popularity, the distinction between Ctrl+Alt+Del and the mounds of crappy gaming comics they've reviewed. Say what you will about CAD's art, it's positively Rembrandt compared to Powerup Comics or even Cartridge Comics. I could go on, but I'm on a bit of a clock here. Gotta go!

Can you feel the excitement?

Can you feel the excitement? College football season is about to start! Football season - pro and college - is always momentous here on Da Blog. Before my recent webcomics-driven popularity (well, sort of), quite a few people were attracted to Da Blog by my Sunday Night Football predictions. Soon, Da Blog will be taken over by football, especially on Mondays, as my various football-related projects kick into gear. As such, my football hub is all set up for the new season.

The College Football Lineal Title - won by any team that defeated the last champion - will soon take over Da Blog. I made some changes: the Princeton Title is now the Princeton-Yale Title (and I could call it the Walter Camp Memorial Title), reflecting their shared dominance over the early days of college football, and while the 2004 Auburn and Utah titles were unified in last year's Sugar Bowl, we got a new split title as none of last year's title holders made the BCS Title Game. Also, every title now has a field listing each team's next title defense. Missouri and USC are the only two teams with any real shot at losing their titles in Week 1, as Georgia and LSU play 1-AA (oops, "Championship Subdivision") teams, but the 2004 Auburn-Utah and 2008 BCS titles are most likely to be unified - unless Missouri loses to Illinois and USC loses to Ohio State. (And I said that about the Princeton and Auburn titles last year, because of the same conference.) There's an NFL analog as well, but it's never had more than one dissenting title at a time, and there's no split title this year.

Then there's my College Football Rankings, my personal, non-proprietary computer rankings that aim to strip out all the bias and distrust and bring some clarity to the world of college football. The ranking formula is unchanged since last year, despite my being tempted to change the C Rating calculation from being based on conference ratings to being based on B Ratings of opponents (a change you'll probably see next year). The conference layout of college football is also unchanged from last year, as is the fact that you won't see any rankings until after Week 4, so the only thing different from this description is that OT games are considered to have a margin of victory of 0; the only difference between the winner and loser is being recorded as a winner and loser. That is also equivalent to a score ratio (described at the link) of 0, which gets averaged in A Rating as .5, and OT games give B Points similar to a I-AA game: only the home field modifier regardless of outcome. As exciting as college football OT is, it’s a joke and has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual play of the game. It’s more of a skills competition, akin to penalty kicks in soccer. If drives occurred the way they do in actual play, as opposed to starting within field goal range, I might give it more weight.

Next week I'll talk about the NFL Lineal Title and talk more about the SuperPower ranking concept and why I'm not doing it this year. And tomorrow I've got another new college football feature.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

YWIB Part II: Wherein I nearly have a nervous breakdown.

Note to self: In the future, if I'm going to start a post that may become a two-parter, start working a week in advance. Not only has this post and its predecessor eaten up my time for the past week (and I have one more post coming tomorrow to make up for two weeks ago), I lost it at least twice, and the first time was the reason for writing Sunday's Blogger feature request. Even though this post only really took me Saturday to write, if it weren't for the fact that the crash occured in the act of copying this post out of Part I and into a separate post, I might not have posted either part. This is more of a supplement to Part I than an actual follow-up, so I recommend you read Part I first.

So how "objective" is John Solomon? Are his criticisms valid? After all, many of those problems could be water under the bridge if he wasn't bringing too many of his own biases into the picture. If he was attacking comics for egregious enough errors, for errors that only a complete moron would think didn't exist, I might be willing to forgive his errors in strategy and style. As such, let's look at his review of a comic you probably never heard of, Cartridge Comics, because if I'm right a comic that committed such egregious errors should never become popular. (Although it does see PW ad rates of 50-60 cents, although that's in part because it only allows bidding in 10-cent increments.) Before we enter, keep in mind that the strip has subsequently undergone a complete reboot as Cartridge, so some of this might not be completely extant anymore.

First complaint: it splits the work between a writer and an artist. The main complaint, aside from being a "gamer comic" but I have some of the same issues with that that I do with this, is that this is a problem because everyone else does it and it's a hallmark of crap. When Solomon goes after "gamer comics" there is sometimes the implication that gaming comics are inherently bad, but here he only says that a lot of people split the work because Penny Arcade does, and Gabe and Tycho are (in his mind) competent at what they do while imitators aren't. So far, (almost) so good, and I've spent one paragraph on it instead of four and a half.

Next complaint: "Even my rather meagre drawing talent is sufficient to replicate this kind of shit. Or this kind of shit." Well, mine isn't. Okay, so the drawing of Batman's costume in the second one (what is it with some of these webcomics and superheroes, especially Batman?) is a bit oversimplified, but like Ctrl+Alt+Del, it's passable. Once again, in webcomics, art is overrated. It's possible to create complete chicken scratch that's even recognizable that still turns off readers, but the bar is far lower than some critics claim. Solomon chronicles some examples here. Have a look at the first two examples. Cartridge Comics isn't anywhere near as bad as that crap (computer-generated stick figures might actually be preferable).

Okay, so this one actually falls below CAD level, suggesting those two were bad examples (and at least one of them is linked to with the wrong date, and linked to again later, twice, with two more wrong dates and a bad description, suggesting some strips have been censored from the archive even more completely than with Dresden Codak, the result of the aforementioned reboot and ongoing shafting of self-admitted "quite shitty" comics into a side archive that itself eventually got deleted), and in fact it's bad enough that it does raise the bar a little for the writing for me to appreciate it, but "muppets"? So the art could definitely use improvement, more than CAD ever could, and the artist could stand to learn some perspective. And the body bends and stretches in really weird ways, and there don't seem to be any knees - but the art had developed enough by that 2007 strip that it doesn't raise the bar for the writing anymore. The wonkiness doesn't get in the way of my enjoyment of the strip. It's a minor point. (And maybe the weird bending and stretching is intentional, which would probably get boiled down by the creators as "it's a STYLE" which would just get mocked to oblivion by Solomon.)

On to Solomon's criticism of the writing, and this section sees quite a few links to strips censored, and it's more important I see the actual strip being referred to, not just any old random strip. I'll only make mention of those strips I can see. Is the girl in this strip a "walking cliche"? It's more than a little unfair to judge someone's character off of one strip when it's implied that character has made appearances in the past, but it appears she's being portrayed as a little more than Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw's stereotypical webcomic idea of "The Girl", supposedly based off the webcomicker's mom and slightly disdainful of, but willing to put up with, the wacky antics of the male characters. She also appears to be obsessed with cleanliness. So she's a walking pair of cliches. (Not that kind of pair, you perv.) Maybe Solomon sees that as only "half a fucking micron," I don't know and I don't know if I would even be able to look at her prior appearances.

As for this strip, the basic setup should be clear, if a bit cliche: someone sends his roommate to turn down the neighbor's noise, and said roommate is completely distracted by what said neighbor is doing. The punchline is a bit mystifying - "adding a topping to your pizza" doesn't sound threatening - I'm guessing what got added was something bad, but it is a little hard to tell. But just because it makes no sense doesn't mean it's not a joke at all. And I don't have any reaction to using Google image art as posters, as Solomon accuses the strip of doing. It looks a little odd if you look closely, but it's not jarring.

Moving on... Misplaced breasts? Again, passable enough not to pull me out of it, and the first example doesn't even seem to be a problem for me at all, though like Solomon accuses of the artist, I've never seen porn in my life and I hope I never will. But you shouldn't need to have seen porn to figure out where to put breasts unless you're talking specifically about the nipples. Just look at a picture of a woman, or something. (At this point, the artist could even look at the ridiculously-endowed webcomic-reviewer-avatar that sometimes appears in the PW ads.) But again, I probably wouldn't have even noticed if Solomon hadn't pointed it out. The alleged sprites are both out of the archive, and while the appearances by TV characters are all still in, I don't have a problem with them either. Sometimes they're part of the joke. I wouldn't put it past Penny Arcade or Ctrl+Alt+Del to do that sort of joke. Okay yes, actually lifting the characters whole-cloth from their surroundings instead of drawing them yourselves and fitting them into your art style is jarring and just doesn't reflect well on you, but I could probably run with it.

So maybe Cartridge Comics wasn't a good example, because it's probably improved since the reboot and it probably still isn't that good. But I do know I like Bob and George. And by "like", I mean "once I get much further than where the current annotations are I find it hard to stop". So I'm sure I'm going to be in a position to defend it.

Let's ignore that Solomon starts out claiming that "the only redeeming quality it possesses" is that it's over yet subsequently says the first game parody storyline "wasn't so bad", and praises it at least one other time later on. "Poor art": I'm not sure you can really call "poor art" on a sprite comic. You can't compare sprite comics to non-sprite comics without making a value judgment on sprite comics in general, and you can't generally compare sprite comics to other sprite comics without making a value judgment on the graphics quality of the games they come from, since they should all use the same sprites. Maybe you can say "good manipulation" or something of the sort, to get things you can't get in the original sprites. Or maybe it's staging or something. Anyway, in the strip in question, I'm guessing Solomon's referring to the use of a "big gray block" as a "fridge" instead of, you know, making it look something like a fridge. At least a narrow rectangle representing the door or something.

Unlike what seems like everyone in the universe, I don't have a problem with Comic Sans in webcomics, seeing as I use it myself. It's worth noting that in my case Comic Sans contributes to the overall simple, cartoony feel of Sandsday. So remember kids, if you're going to break the rules, make absolutely sure you know why you're breaking them. But although I rejected the Comic Sans early Bob and George uses for Sandsday, after using it for maybe a week, I don't have a problem with it here, in part because the color and the use of an actual box prevent it from really getting in the way. What I have an issue with is the small-size, tightly-spaced, all-caps, wall-of-text-inducing Comic Sans used by strips like Sluggy Freelance or General Protection Fault. And any strip that uses Arial or Times New Roman.

I can understand having a problem with a self-insertion character, and it's true that the Author's first appearance is basically a deus ex machina, but he's not a Mary Sue there to steal the show; he generally only appears when necessary. For that matter, the Author is far from perfect; he had a nervous breakdown once, threatening to shatter the strip itself to pieces, and often gets ridiculed by his own characters. The Author turns Bob and George, such as its plot is, into a meta-plot that folds in on itself, bringing forth a new outlook on the relationship between creator and created. It's not exactly 1/0, but it's not having a walking deus-ex-machina Mary Sue derailing the strip either.

Although judging from his problem with the Author, Solomon probably wouldn't like 1/0 either; he thinks it's "retarded" to equate the author of a story to a creator god. If you prefer, John, the Author isn't really a self-insertion, he's just the comic's local god. Or if that's not enough for you, you can read up on willing suspension of disbelief and the idea we're supposed to think a story depicts real events while we're reading it, even if we know, deep down, it isn't, and even if it contains flying saucers running around everywhere. Yeah, I know this kind of metahumor and knowing-you're-in-a-comic-strip is supposed to break willing suspension of disbelief, but it doesn't really seem to negatively affect Order of the Stick that much. David Morgan-Mar has even been known to insert his "me" character into Irregular Webcomic! plotlines as the ostensible "GM", and as just a cartoonist. It's a funny thing, the relationship between the reader and the comic. But it's far from "objective" to say it's "retarded" to equate the author of a story to a creator god. (And let me riff off the comments for a sec: What did Grant Morrison do right in Animal Man that Anez doesn't do with the Author? Or more to the point, that isn't done in 1/0?)

I'm going to ignore the hand-drawn comic because all parties agree it's bullshit in every way possible. Let's also ignore the suggestion that Anez just stick to parodying each Mega Man game in order and end the comic with the last game, and the idea that he screwed up that plan by bringing the Author back as Dr. Wily's McGuffin. I won't defend Anez sticking with his hand-drawn comic after the first attempt at it should have told him it wouldn't work. But I will say I can't defend Bob and George at the transplant of the title characters into the Megaman plotline, or the supposedly "shitty original character" of Mynd, if I don't know why Solomon thinks Anez shouldn't have imported Bob, George, or Mynd. In my view, he did a pretty good job of integrating Bob and George into the Megaman madness.

As for the crossover storyline, so far as I can tell there are no references to any fan comics there, since it's not a crossover with a webcomic, and it's mostly there so that Anez could claim to have had a crossover (coming at a time when it seemed crossovers were all the rage in webcomics). And by this point Bob and George is really a comic with Megaman characters in it, not a comic about Megaman, and game parodies were basically rare treats, so a bit of Cerebus Syndrome could probably be excused as long as it's well executed, and by that point we felt for the characters enough to want to see them kick Mynd's ass or at least stop him from destroying the universe. Maybe it crossed the line into First and Ten, and certainly there aren't really punchlines bringing the Funny, but only people who really don't like to see comics devolve into suckfests wouldn't at least want to stick around to see how it plays out. It's not like negating basically an entire running plotline and engaging such a sudden shift from funny to super-serious and vice-versa it almost makes the serious stuff seem funny, in a bad way, like some webcomics I know.

I can't share your opinion on the chick saying "nyu" because I haven't had your bad experiences with that word, or non-word, across the Internet. Perhaps because I stay as far away from 4chan as possible and don't let it, or its bretheren, rot my brain. As for completely remaking the plot of Megaman 4 around Ran, that just creates more excitement in wanting to find out what the new plot is. And I haven't gotten far enough ahead in my reading to see if the descent into mounds of exposition is as present as it seems in this strip, but all I can say is that I was okay with the ending, dating all the way back to "The Seventh Party". And before you deride it as "Dragonball Z with (somehow) even more exposition", keep in mind that DBZ was enormously popular.

Probably none of these comics are perfect. Probably quite a few of the criticisms Solomon lays into them for are valid criticisms. But there are quite a few that belie Solomon's claims to "objectivity", if only because they're nowhere near deal-breakers. Solomon tears into quite a few comics that he sees as, not just mediocre or even bad, but BLARGH THE WORST WEBCOMICS EVER and they just aren't, because if they were he wouldn't need to ask why they were popular. Art is overrated, and Solomon even seems to recognize this, because at one point he claims that "while good writing can save bad art, good art can do nothing to salvage terrible writing," yet he still bashes comics for having terrible art when, at the very least, they're no worse than Cartridge Comics. As for plot, the issue Solomon has with the plot of Bob and George isn't so much that it's badly structured, so much as its source material (the happy-go-lucky Megaman games) and its level of exposition. Mounds of exposition is a point against a plot, but it's hardly enough to say "this plot COMPLETELY sucks and I'm going to compare it to DBZ". I didn't even encounter a claim of bad dialogue I could assess properly; the closest I came to one ("nyu") seemed to come down to personal annoyance, hardly "objective".

It's a bit of a shame that the people flooding YWIB to defend the strips Solomon attacks so often have tended to say little more than "u sux lol" because it's tended to reinforce Solomon's popularity when he can use his critics as a source of humor, distracting from the fact that he's not only subjective, but arrogant. I said in Part I that it wouldn't matter so much that Solomon's reviews took the form of profanity-laden tirades if there was some meat on those bones, and the fact is there is, but it's diluted by irrelevant points and personal opinions disguised as fact. Perhaps it's prose writing, in the form of blog posts, that really needs the right combination of style (art) and substance (writing), and the fact is Solomon's reviews just don't have enough of the latter to make up for the off-putting style.

I'd use a one-word title for this post, but it might get me kicked off of Blogger and/or force me to bump my PW rating up to NSFW.

One problem (possibly) gets solved, and another crops up. So soon after finding out I could be getting a real battery for my laptop, my USB drive stops working. Because my last USB drive got lost, and both were my only means of backing up the contents of my old hard drive, and the one before the last one stopped working when the USB connector started sliding in and out and I was never able to get my files off it, if I can't recover the information on there I have effectively lost everything I had worked on that's not on the Internet or my desktop dating back at least to April of last year.

Sandsday will still go up as normal, since I work on those strips on my desktop, but there were some updates for the web site that were saved on the USB drive but not uploaded to the site that will now have to wait. I should be able to re-upload my street sign images from my trip to Whidbey Island earlier this month, but I will also have to re-write the applicable section of the street sign gallery, which will be a pain. Especially since my dad could be taking me on a road trip as soon as this weekend, which will be a street sign bonanza.

More distressingly, if I can't recover what's on the USB drive (or find my old one) I will have to abandon the 100 Greatest Movies Project and take the preview site offline. I worked on writing up a major chunk of the movies for the Project last summer (at least a third), and I also collaborated with a second on a few, and now all I have is what's on the web site (i.e. nothing, really), the sample(s) I sent to the second, and the ones written by the second only when we weren't together. Among the writeups lost are fairly lengthy ones by me that I can't really palm off to anyone else because they contain analysis of the list itself.

Damn it.

Monday, August 25, 2008

A comment on a blog, and a manifesto for this one.

Warning, this post contains uncensored obsenities.

Perhaps it's cruel to pick on Your Webcomic is Bad and You Should Feel Bad when it hasn't posted since April (which may or may not be part of an extended joke on Dresden Codak). Perhaps it's needlessly keeping alive a meme that was stale from the start to pick on a site that was only really extant for five months, plus another two of much slower posting, and whose current hiatus spans its first birthday. Perhaps it's a blatant ploy for hits, since YWIB uses a trackback feature that links to any post that links to it, which has resulted in more than a few people coming over and looking at my Dresden Codak post.

John Solomon never intended to create, depending on your point of view, the whipping boy or the alterna-Websnark of the webcomics community. YWIB was originally intended for a small circle of friends, essentially for them to go, "This is a pile of crap! Look and laugh at the pile of crap and the crapper that produced the crap!" But word started spreading around the blogosphere, and Solomon found himself bogged down with readers (which he continues to disdain the existence of) both praising and critical, neither one exactly as brain-using as the group surrounding Websnark.

The resulting dynamic is interesting to say the least. Solomon (or one of his friends) finds a webcomic, goes on a profanity-laden tirade against it and rips it to shreds (Solomon is more prone to profanities than his friends but the tone isn't much different), and the fans of the blog go "gr8 j0b, u dun it agin!!!!" and the fans of the comic show up and go "u sux f0r r1ppn teh b3st com1c in th3 hole wrld!!!!!" Lather, rinse, repeat until you've lost all respect for humanity.

Although Solomon has said once or twice that he originally started YWIB to "entertain" a few people, he's also, far more commonly, seen himself as a white knight saving webcomics from themselves, despite his own observation that most webcomic creators are not interested in listening to suggestions for improvement. In his eyes, the webcomic community is a place where everyone is nice all the time and where someone needed to come in and throw around some of the meanness common elsewhere on the Internet, that the majority of comments made towards webcomics beyond his own blog were made by "sycophants. Circlejerking little plebians who feel it is their solemn duty to fellate the creator for every single thing, regardless of quality or anything." He would review comics that were popular "for reasons that God himself could not begin to fathom even if he spent all eternity working on it."

Which might have been a good point, but from the very beginning he claimed that YWIB was "a wholly objective blog where I take it upon myself to discuss, at length, these webcomics and the multitude of reasons why they are excruciatingly terrible and are worse than Hitler." He actually continued that "objective" tack, attacking people for claiming "it's not bad art, it's a STYLE" or "font choice doesn't matter" or "you can't be objective about ART". So far as he's not talking about the "broad content" of a strip, only the "plots, the dialogue, the art," he's sticking to that goal of being "objective". And he can talk about the plots, the dialogue, and the art all he wants and still be "objective". (Let's not forget the font choice for the dialogue as well.)

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Ideally, no comic that was "objectively" bad would get the popularity of a Ctrl+Alt+Del. I say "ideally" because in any medium, complete bullshit gets released and becomes inexplicably popular. Some people liked Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans enough that they're now putting out Disaster Movie. Rob Schnieder kept putting out the same sort of shitty movies for years. Far be it for me to try to explain why. But although anyone can take whatever crap their dog shit on the sidewalk that morning, post it on the web, and call it a webcomic, webcomics do actually have a survival of the fittest system that weeds out the crappy comics, or at least keeps them with only one or two readers, and rewards at least a semblance of quality. Webcomics grow almost exclusively through some form of word of mouth. Yes, there are webcomics that advertise elsewhere on the web, sometimes in other webcomics, but those webcomics have the money to advertise in the first place. That means they already grew an audience, probably through word of mouth. That means people linking to it on forums, and sending it through e-mails, and recommending it on their blogs.

Neither YWIB nor Websnark ever really advertised anywhere, yet both became incredibly popular almost immediately. Neither Da Blog nor Sandsday has anywhere near that level of popularity, despite what I would consider to be some pretty spiffy webcomic reviews on the former and some actual linkspam on my part, and most of what it does have is off the back of one link from David Morgan-Mar's LiveJournal. There aren't enough people who are reading either, thinking "you know, this Morgan Wick cat is pretty cool", and telling their friends about it through whatever means. That means one of two things: I just don't have that critical mass of readers yet that starts feeding itself, or what I'm doing here is absolute bullshit that no one needs or wants to tell their friends about. If I eventually got that critical mass of readers while still putting out complete bullshit, I could see someone wanting to go around and tell people "why are you reading this guy? He's got complete bullshit." But I only have fifty readers on my very best days. I'm suffering enough; I don't need someone going around telling people I suck. Besides, even if people do go around saying I put out complete bullshit, it's not really going to stop people from coming if they enjoy what I write anyway; after all, like television and any other website, they don't directly pay for it.

Yet Solomon tears into webcomics no one has ever heard of, which is just counterproductive. He may disdain the readers he has and accuse people who perceive "more readers" as a good thing as attention whores, but he must realize that they are attention whores, and when he goes into one of his trademark rants saying "this strip is absolute crap", he isn't doing anything that needed to be done, because the strip he's pointing at didn't have any readers. On the other hand, because he's linking to it from his blog, there are now going to be people who are going to come over and read the strip, and some of them may decide they don't agree with Solomon's assessment and stay there for good, and perhaps even become the kind of sycophantic, "you're doing a great job" fans that's exactly what Solomon hates. Far from destroying a bad webcomic, he's fostered the culture of bad webcomicdom. Perhaps it's better, if you're trying to improve the culture of webcomics to foster quality, to just point out what the webcomicker is doing wrong and how the comic could be improved into something better, if you think the comic could be improved into a quality product, and if it can't best to just leave it alone and suffer its fate, only tearing into it as it becomes popular.

The flip side of it is when Solomon reviews a Ctrl+Alt+Del or a Dominic Deegan or a Shortpacked! and attempts to tell the masses "who can't tell trash from gold" why their favorite webcomic is, in fact, shit. As mentioned before, the problem with the internet isn't that anyone can put out a webcomic, it's that anyone can read any webcomic, at least any webcomic that isn't behind a paywall. Nothing Solomon or anyone else can do or say can decrease a webcomic's audience appreciably, except maybe the creator himself (see Buckley, Tim, re: Miscarriage). If the person enjoys the webcomic, all it costs him is a little bit of time each day, so no matter how Solomon goes about his business, he isn't going to persuade anyone to stop reading, and might make people start reading just by bringing attention to it.

To the extent he can show people the comics they read are bad at all, and actually dissuade people from reading them, it's by showing them the good comics and what they do well that other comics don't. If fans of some webcomics only like those webcomics because they don't know any better, you could say "the art's bad, the plot goes off in random directions, no actual person would say this dialogue", but it's not likely to change the person's mind because all he knows is that he likes the comic. But if you expose him to a Gunnerkrigg Court (a comic Solomon is on record as liking) or an Order of the Stick, and you tell them "this is what good art looks like, this is a tightly-wound plot, this is what real people sound like" (or in the case of OOTS, "this is actually passable art for these reasons" and "this dialogue is actually funny, unlike the excrement you read" - I'd say "this is what expressions are supposed to look like" except that to some extent, Rich Burlew's expressions bear a disturbing similarity to the infamous Ctrl+Alt+Del B^U), there's a chance they won't be able to go back to their old bullshit ever again.
Those aren't the only problems with YWIB, and it would be beating a dead horse to point out that the tone and insulting manner he takes is a bit of a turn-off and tends to obfuscate the points he makes. But even so, I could still at least say he might be just a little misunderstood if he really was as "objective" as he claims. But as will become apparent in Part II tomorrow, he quite simply allows too many personal opinions and even personal pet peeves to influence his analysis.
I really think Solomon's stated goal was a noble one, but if he is gone from the Internet for good I suspect it's because he's realized he's lost. He completely failed. There are people who started looking to Solomon's rants for recommendations for webcomics they might like, on the grounds that if Solomon hates it, it must be good. Almost from the start of the blog there were people actually asking Solomon to tear into their comics, apparently desperate for the hits they would bring. Some progress seems to have been made - at least one comic reviewed by Solomon doesn't seem to be on the Internet anymore, and one of the comics whose review I will look at tomorrow has undergone a reboot, presumably chasing fixes for Solomon's criticisms - but regardless of whether or not it was intended as parody, regardless even whether or not it's still intended as parody, YWIB has become a self-parody even in spite of itself.
I do agree that we shouldn't let webcomics be dominated by absolute bullshit, or let the webcomics community become too much of a self-congratulatory happy family, but if the creators of that bullshit are anything like, say, Tim Buckley, it's sort of a lost cause to attempt to chase out or fix the bad apples. It's still worth it to point out the bad apples - after bashing "Bobby Tangents" became a running gag on YWIB for supposedly sucking up to any comic he reviewed, Robert Howard has subsequently taken on a more critical tone - but if it's necessary it's probably not all that bad, and if it isn't necessary it isn't necessary. What's needed is to reward and expose the good apples, and show what it is that they do right, and how we can compare that to the comics that do things wrong, and challenge the wrongdoers willing to listen to do things right. We could even work to improve webcomics in general if that site would update at some point since October. That's the manifesto for Da Blog's webcomic reviews, and that's what's really needed in the webcomic community. If Solomon ultimately helps to create a webcomic community that's a tough but firm mother, not only working to get the medium respect as a medium but also challenging webcomics to earn that respect, perhaps his seven months of profanity-laden tirades wasn't a complete waste.

(And really, folks, "John Sololame"? You pass up the far better "John So-lame-on" pun?)

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Odds and ends

To the extent Blogger really has much of a feature request, it appears to be inaccessible other than people going to the help group and reading threads pointing to it (has the "wish list" been replaced by Blogger in Draft?), and it doesn't really support requests that require some description or explanation that aren't among the defaults. So: When Blogger introduced the ability to autosave posts, it ditched the "recover post" feature, where posts in progress were automatically saved to a cookie on your computer, and if your browser crashed you could open a Blogger window and click "recover post" and your post would, mostly, return. I can see that it would be unnecessary when posts were being autosaved as drafts on a regular basis anyway, but that only works when you're online for the duration.

I would like to see it made easier to work on posts offline, perhaps by bringing back a variant of the recover post feature. That would be useful for people who are working on posts that don't require a lot of checking of web sites, so they can be worked on on a laptop that's not connected to Wi-Fi, or people on Internet connections that aren't always on. Working on posts in an external text editor isn't really practical, especially with some of the wonkiness of the current main post editor. In Notepad, you essentially have to hand-program the HTML and paste in Edit HTML mode, and even then who knows what the post editor will do. I haven't tested working on posts in Word, but considering Word 2007 defaults to inserting spacing as though you're writing a double-spaced essay, I'm not optimistic.

My dad called me earlier today and wondered if, if he wanted to advertise on Da Blog, if he had to go through Blogspot, apparently mixing up Blogspot and Project Wonderful. They have nothing whatsoever to do with each other. Speaking of which, don't expect much in the way of non-Sandsday web site updates until a ways into the week, because my conversation with PW on my ad strategy seems to have stalled. Also, I see I appear to be getting some non-webcomic ads, which is nice.

Someone assure me I'm not the one going insane. If I am, blame them anyway.

In the past, I've complained a little about my downstairs neighbors having loud parties all night long. Since I've complained about them, they've basically stopped, but my front apartment neighbors are still a bit of a problem. They don't play music loud enough to be heard from across the house (midway through the house, sure), and they don't really even have big enough of a house from what little I could tell to even hold parties, but they do play music intermittently at all hours of the day.

My bedroom is on the far side of the house from our shared wall. The room with the TV in it is in the near side of the house, with the couch flush up against the wall. Those are the two places where I can sleep in the house, or at least where I used to sleep until I had to deal with the guys downstairs and up front. Until recently, I never slept on the couch anymore because the people downstairs tended to play their music closer to the back of their house, which would be the front of the house overall, since their front door was in the back of the house overall. It didn't always help to sleep in my bedroom, because the people downstairs tended to have people congregate in the parking lot, partly the result of Mom's request that they not smoke inside. Well, I probably could barely smell the smoke anyway, but I did have to bear the full brunt of the noise with my room flush up against the parking lot. But I digress. The point is, I was at least able to drown out the noise of the parking lot because the clock in my bedroom is a clock radio, so I was able to turn on my own kind of music to drown them out and get to sleep.

But since the parties stopped, possibly the result of my mom calling the police a couple of times (dialing 911 to do so!) I had started drifting to the couch more often. Which brings me to tonight, or last night rather as you read this. Between the men's basketball final (I erred in reporting in Sports Watcher that the basketball final would be delayed on the West Coast; NBC's own web site was either not up-to-date on Friday or just plain wrong) and the closing ceremony on CBC, I could only give myself a little less than three hours of sleep, and with the music playing quite a bit louder than I would otherwise desire, I found myself pounding on the wall quite a bit more than I otherwise would during the basketball final, hoping it would get quiet enough for me to sleep on the couch but dreading it wouldn't. When the music continued and wearing earplugs didn't muffle the sound enough even with my ears facing away from the wall (I wouldn't say no to an iPod with pre-loaded classical music and noise-cancelling headphones for Christmas), I decided to see if the fact that I could only have (at this point) two and a half hours of sleep, thus needing every minute of that sleep, because of events whose time I couldn't change, and that I couldn't simply move to my room, might produce just TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF QUIET, STARTING AT 2:20 IN THE MORNING, ONCE.

Instead the person who answered the door berated me. He seemed to start going on about a "job" and I was prepared to ask him when he worked and determine if having a bunch of music playing at 2:20 in the morning was not more of an impediment to that job than whatever I did in reaction to that music, but instead he demanded to know how old I was. He then told me that when he was my age (this guy can't be older than 30, and I'm 20 already) he had to wake up for a job at 7:30 (I still was not able to ask whether he had to listen to music at 2:20 in the morning) and how dare I pound on the wall and come over and ask them to turn the music down for the sake of watching TV!

I started to walk back, slowly - well, I think that was what I was doing - but he had more: the people in both the front and downstairs apartments had resigned the lease, and they knew my mom wrote complaining letters every month about the noise, and apparently the landlord - I'm going from half-hour later memory here - came over every once in a while and laughed with them about it! Keep in mind, our family has lived in this house since like 1996 and this problem only started last year!

It's at that point that I had to cry out in anguish to the heavens and anyone who would listen. HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE MAD? IS IT SUDDENLY NORMAL TO PLAY MUSIC IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AS THOUGH AM HAS BECOME PM? But no sooner had I finished than this guy was brusquely shoving me down the path and wanting to have my mom come out (who wasn't there at the time) and let me tell you, dear reader, if I wasn't the proverbial 90-pound weakling I'd have started a knock-down fight with that guy right that instant. Hey, it's 3 AM as I write this, you gotta excuse my potential windows into my more seedy side, but raise your hand if you're just going "hell yeah!" instead. So he wanted to see my mom, and he was threatening to send me to the crazy house (for my little scream about how THEY were crazy) and that if I didn't get back in that instant (he was standing in the way between me and the door) he'd knock my teeth out, and ditto if I so much as talked to him the rest of the night. And when I finally started heading back to the door he kept shoving me several more times in quick succession, apparently because my sleep-deprived body wasn't jogging back to the door in fear.

I've gotten the impression that not just the multiplex I live in, but several more houses right near the closest arterial I live near, have become home to party-friendly, up-all-night, college students. Even ones way up on a high ridge. I'd say this is among the many reasons I can't fathom how I could possibly be more motivated to get a real job, so I could move away from these people (or at least fix my reputation at school enough to move back to the dorms, which is sure to be made a lot harder by having to deal with this stuff and being sleep-deprived as a result), but that would essentially be admitting defeat. It would be giving up the neighborhood, which for over ten years was fairly idyllic and, well, livable, to the forces of unlimited beer, smokes, PARTY! and all sorts of other unseemly elements.

To paraphrase Mike Gundy, I'm a college student! I'm 20! I don't subscribe to the theory that the night is a time to pump up the music (and, my mom suspects in the case of the people downstairs, smoke drugs so sleep literally becomes an unknown concept), I subscribe to the theory that it's a time to sleep! Catch some Z's! I actually care about getting my studies done! I have to wake up for a class that starts at 9 AM this coming quarter! I'm going to have to wake up at 7 AM or earlier to get ready in time! I can live a perfectly fulfilling life by being completely unconscious for, ideally, seven or eight hours a night - or at least I could, if I didn't have to deal with people who feel differently! Perhaps, if these hooligans maybe tried shutting the music off once in a while, and put their head in their studies, or in the case of the people who have already ditched college or graduated with probably-grade-inflated scores, got actual jobs (because there's no way they're old enough and non-brain-damaged enough to have graduated and deserved it), they'd discover it to be at least as if not more fulfilling than throwing your f'ing life away every night!

EDIT: I forgot the part where this guy suggested I move my 27-inch TV that's hooked up to a cable box, two VCRs, and a DVD player, and sits on a 36x48-inch piece of furniture. NOT gonna happen.