No, Ethan! Don't you know the cake is a lie? (Hey, I always wanted to say that.)

(From Ctrl+Alt+Del. Click for full sized cake... mmm, cake.)

Ooo... kay. This would have more impact if we had known when the wedding was scheduled in the first place.

As it stands, it comes across as Buckley trying to scare us for shock value.

But who cares? Cake!